Putin .

[gulliver1]

" Vladimir is in the s*** after falling down the stairs and soiling himself at his official residence .
According to Russian media .Putin was walking downstairs when he stumbled and fell to his back and slid down the stairs which has left him with a bruised Coccyx . Good.

[Untitled]

i do not normally agree with wishing horrible things on people but i really do wish this repulsive man would hurry up and die.... it's clear he won't leave office any other way and he is doing huge harm to the world

[bobbinwales]

Even I can do a link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11494595/Vladimir-Putin-fell-stairs-home-soiled-himself.html

[ToraToraTora]

to coin a phrase from Blackadder I'm surprised he didn't "accidentally, brutally cut his head off whilst shaving"!

[naomi24]

//Telegram channel that claims links to his bodyguards said Putin 'involuntarily defecated' due to effects of 'cancer of the gastrointestinal tract'//

I would sack those bodyguards pronto. With friends like that ... and all that.

Of course, this might not be true.

[gulliver1]

The Tyrant's fall caused an "involuntary" reaction and doctors took Putin to the bathroom and cleaned the S*** of him before examining him. Hope they wore gloves.

[davebro]

echoes of the final days of Hitler I think

[gulliver1]

I feel sorry for the stairs.

[davebro]

//Even I can do a link//

Not doing links is a perverse badge of honour for gully.

[LadyCG]

The other day my husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

I replied, "Vladimir Putin, decapitated."

[gulliver1]

Seems like he about to "Pop off"

[douglas9401]

Maybe it's the old Chinese whispers thing and he wants to defect.

[LadyCG]

Don't talk *** , Doug ! :-)

[lady-janine]

Action Man receives shock.

[nero2024]

naomi24
i don't believe anything Putin's suffering from till i hear it from a kremlin official, even the source of this statement is probably made up,
lots of tales going about him unsubstantiated

[Gromit]

More likely one of his remaining Generals kicked him up the Yabbie.

[JJ109]

Juneau the Way to San Jose - Dionne Warwick

[Khandro]

It's about time we had some good news like this.
He's now literally as well as metaphorically in the sh*-#

[Khandro]

I fear this story may be a spoof; just wishful thinking.

Or maybe this is- who knows?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/12/03/ukraine-war-news-russia-invasion-putin-kyiv-strikes-blackouts/

[anneasquith]

I see no reason to believe this, hardly concrete evidence ( his bodyguard ) ?

[bhg481]

Naomi - I just love your comment at 9:48

// I would sack those bodyguards pronto//

Such people don't get sacked, they fall out of windows or similar.