Friday Morning Moos

[wolf63]

This is a happy story to start off a nasty, freezing Friday morning. (I don't suppose the guy who was chased by the cows will think that it is a happy story).

https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-thank-cows-who-help-7902605

[lady-janine]

Cows are very curious creatures. If I go near one of their fields or the farm yard they always come over to say hello.

[1ozzy]

LOL, the herd should have the same powers the police have.
I can picture them in court giving evidence;-/

[lady-janine]

Looking good on the Witness Stand.

[Chipchopper]

I well remember when I was about 15, when I saw a load of bullocks on the other side of a stream, and thinking I was safe, then all of a sudden they all plunged into the stream and chased me.
Luckily there was a willow tree, nearby to climb to safety

[lady-janine]

Chip they are so curious.

[1ozzy]

Bullocks or *** Chip?

[Chipchopper]

Curious indeed, I thought I was gonna get stampeded.

[lady-janine]

They are just big and heavy and curious and that makes them dangerous.

[Chipchopper]

It was like a Sean from Raw Hide

[lady-janine]

Have you recovered yet?

[Chipchopper]

Never mind the*** I've never been the same since!

[lady-janine]

lol chip.

I bet you understand how I felt the Sunday morning I got up to find a herd of 70 + wandering round my garden.

[Chipchopper]

Probably some do-gooder left the gate open!

[lady-janine]

No. With the help of the bull they had trampled the fence down. A lot of mess left behind.

[Chipchopper]

Like the proverbial *** in a china shop, I bet

[Hopkirk]

You must have a big garden, Lady J.

[1ozzy]

Hopefully there's no inferences there Hoppy