Boris Johnson .

[gulliver1]

Haystack has been reselected to stand as Tory candidate for Uxbridge at the next GE....That's if he doesn't get his rump kicked out at the partygate hearing on March 22 ..Which will not happen..Because it will be rigged.
It appears that Johnson is a little disappointed as he had his eye on his old Henly Constituency after agreeing to purchase a Georgian Manor house at a cost of £4 million , The property contains it's own moat ...But alas.... No Ditch.

[youngmafbog]

//Which will not happen..Because it will be rigged.//

If you have evidence of this then it must be shared. Please ensure the relevant authorities have your proof.

[gulliver1]

15 00 You Cons know very well it will be rigged ,because you dare not risk an Uxbridge By-Election knowing you will get a real hammering .

[youngmafbog]

No I dont, clearly you have proof so please share it, I may then change my mind.

[bazwillrun]

Great news....i see its triggered the board jester again, even better news

Well done Boris !

[fitdarren]

^ Ditto!

[gulliver1]

The Con Party of Uxbridge ,say they are looking forward to working alongside Boris to deliver for the residents . .....That is if they can find him ,when he is busy globe trotting or making after dinner speeches elswhere....When was he last in Uxbridge or Ruislip ?

[ynnafymmi]

For fooks sake,gully,Bojo is not in power anymore.Wee Burney is not in power anymore either.I wont be posting any stuff about Sturgeon anymore.How about you getting over your Boris Johnson obsession at the same time.

[gulliver1]

21.43 Dont let them fool you Ynnafy .He ain't gone yet .Hope he is heading for the last round up on Wed 22nd But his radicalised supporters will rescue him .

[ynnafymmi]

Agreed,gully.Johnson and the Murrells,all sharing a cell in Barlinnie.

[gulliver1]

22.17 Ynnafy ..Murrells for Barlinnie.
Boris for the Tower. OK .

[Gromit]

Johnson will be found guilty of lying to parliament because he is undeniably guilty.
But the punishment will definitely be less than to invoke a by-election.
A slap on the wrist is what will happen.

[ynnafymmi]

Same with the Murrells,Groms.What is it with these nationalists,are they Teflon coated?

[Gromit]

What are the Murrells ?

Is this some oblique reference to something Scottish of which I have no no knowledge and even less interest ?

[New Judge]

The usual penalty if a Minister lies or misleads Parliament is for him or her to lose their Ministerial post. Since Mr Johnson is no longer a Minister that is not an option. The Speaker has no powers to investigate the truthfullness of any statements made in The House and although MPs may be held in contempt of Parliament, there is no sanctions available. The worst thing an MP can do is accuse another MP of lying. That will usually get him or her suspended for a few days.

In 2021 a petition to make lying to Parliament a criminal offence gained the necessary 100,000 signatures and was debated by MPs. The result was there were no plans to do so.

Working, as I do, on the assumption that all politicians tell lies, there is no reason to suspect that shortcoming does not suddenly disappear when they are in Parliament.

[ynnafymmi]

The Murrells,Gromit.I thought you was up to date with all these dodgy nationalist gangs.

[Peter Pedant]

Murrell is the Nicola Sturgeon's married name

The implication ( in my opinion) is that Peter, ( er the husband that is!) has his fat biscuit-barrel fingers stuffed in some financial pie.

Lying in parliament has always been thus - the only other time which was famous ( in my opinion) was Stanley baldwin refusing to answer a q on grounds of national security
My lips are sealed...

did not go down well - with the commoners. Lowe ( a famous cartoonist in my opinion) portrayed Baldwin ever after with sealing wax on his mouth - of which there appears to be no record on the internet

[Peter Pedant]

The Royal Baccarat scandal 1890 in my opinion might have been a parallel or precedent. No matter what fun it is to read in stead of the average AB post,
it may not be ( in my second opinion)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_baccarat_scandal

[Peter Pedant]

In 2021 a petition to make lying to Parliament a criminal offence gained the necessary 100,000 signatures

goes against the separation of powers innit?

Bill of rights and all that - courts shall not interfere with parliamentary affairs

Aitken got it changed so he cd sue some fella - and served time in prison for perjury - oops !

[gulliver1]

Boris's Supporters say they will vote against any sanctions put forward over the Partygate scandal at the inquiry . As I said .... The whole inquiry is rigged. The Tories are shaking in their boots over fear of a by -election at Uxbridge.

[ynnafymmi]

....and up here in Scotland the entire SNP nationalist separatist mob are quaking in their boots,gully.Long may they do so.Eejits.