How Many Elephants Could Live In Hyde Park?

[BoxAngle]

https://news.sky.com/story/botswana-likens-trophy-hunting-to-culling-after-threats-to-send-10-000-elephants-to-hyde-park-13099095

....I'd be interested in the method the minister proposes to transport the elephants.

[THECORBYLOON]

Noah Sark (Two By Two) Ltd might be interested.

[retrocop]

Hire Hannibal.

[-SharonA-]

And maybe Gary Lineker can keep a couple of elephants in his garden!!

[bhg481]

This thread feels like it could degenerate into a series of 1960s elephant jokes eg, how do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

[BoxAngle]

I know the one about how you get an elephant in a fridge!

[jno]

well, he has a point. Elephants can roam more than 100 miles a night looking for food, so the Home Counties would be wasteland pretty quickly.

[douglas9401]

The simplest way would be to load up returning Rwanda flights with the big beasties. Shouldn't take long to get the total up if the envisioned success story pans out.

[Old_Geezer]

What a duffus. Laws regarding one's own nation are legitimate and clearly nothing to do with colonisation,  nor is it condescending. Is he getting enough sleep ? Did he forget to take his pills ?

If illegal immigrant elephants come here they'll just be offered a few £k to clear off back home anyway, so his hare-brained suggestion won't work. (Ideally we'd just deport them but too many interfering fools would continually delay progress, hoping to block that.)

 

[youngmafbog]

No, he is not a duffas he has a very valid point.