ASBO for serial suicide attempter

[AB Asks]

A woman has been banned from the sea after taxpayers foot a �1m bill for her 50 suicide attempts. The woman has tried various different ways of ending her life - including jumping off piers and wading into the sea. What do you think? Is this woman a time wasting attention seeker or is it a sign that not enough is being done to improve her mentality?

[BIG DAD]

I think she should have armbands surgically implanted.

[wooo12]

I don't mean this to come out so harsh, but if she really wanted to kill herself she would have done it easily by now.

i think its more important to point out why shes carrying out these attention seeking acts. so yeh, maybe there isn't enough being done about her mentality

[kwicky]

Listening to the radio this morning I was unaware that adults also suffer from ADD or Attention Deficit Disorder. I think this case proves it.

[Neilzulu1]

Well if i supply the concrete, will AB set her feet in it. Then we can throw her in the sea and do it once and for all.

[flip_flop]

Are you sure this isn't Suicidal Syd (he's always trying to pop his cork) from Viz???

[crossroads]

My favourate strip was the �rs� farm.
For some reason my magazine arrived late, a full 9 days late!
Worth the wait for a classic comic though.

[crossroads]

Oh and, isn't an asbo going to encourage her to kill herself?

[flip_flop]

Arse faced vibrating goats.

Genius.

[joko]

an asbo? ha ha, as if she will give a toss, ha ha

[Avatar]

With regards to Attention defici-
Hang on there's a nice red car going past the office window

[geo0939]

Doesn't she have a gas cooker?