Smell the difference.

[cambus]

A national survey just released by a leading DIY company, reveals that an amazing 63% of northeners never have a bath.
Reasons given are, using it to store coal, growing vegetables in it, brewing strong ale and using it as a bed for the whippets.
It would seem that all those so called myths are actually true.

[flip_flop]

I'm a Southerner and I haven't had a bath for probably 10 years or so - I shower.

[Theland]

Some of us like to keep the smell of stale whippets, tripe and black pudding, as it attracts the females of our species.

[paulos66]

Shower room for the beer and whippets, baths are just so last millenium

[Theland]

..... and we can smell a southerner a mile off, - all that 'splash it all over' rubbish, that upsets the dogs!

[Oneeyedvic]

After googling for this story / survey and not finding anything I would love to have a link for this story please.

In the last week you have posted a story about immigrants stating that "2 Million were expected here from Pakistan" (and it was pointed out that this was the equivalent of 10 jumbo jets for the next 18 months) you were asked for a link and never provided one.

You then post another fake story up implying that it is a fact and again - no link.

Are you just making up news stories to promote some weird debate, are you listening to mates in the pub or are you just a prat?

Of course, if you can provide links to either story, I will apologise in full.

[China Doll]

Is there a lot of forelock tugging, flat cap wearing, why aye man, manc swagger type symptons that also happen?

I hear it's a contagious and that they're closing the watford gap until further notice.

[China Doll]

Vic, regarding your fourth paragraph, just a little social experimentation I think.

(Besides, I get to insult northerners again which always works out well for me.... aothough I'm disturbed that I seem to be being called 'lass' more and more these days).

[Gromit]

84% of survey stories are made up

89% of southerners are gullible

[China Doll]

90% of northerners drink real ale and support rubbish football teams.

[paulos66]

95% china!

[China Doll]

Even the women?

[paulos66]

Especially, in an ultra feminine alluring way of course

[China Doll]

I think I'll not comment of the feminimity of the northern lady, Boo would kill me.

[flip_flop]

What's the difference between a cow and a tradegy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow!

[China Doll]

Heh, heh... I like it but I think you're gonna get slated flip_flop.

[Ice-Maiden]

Lol - but anyway, it's fact that only dirty people have a bath....

[Skreecheeboy]

That's brilliant Flip flop!

[cambus]

Oneeyedvic, have a look in B&Q, you'll find copies of the survey at customer services.

[Oneeyedvic]

What's that - the survey that said that 2 Million immigrants were coming over from Pakistan?

What a load of boIIocks