I Am Supposed To To What I Am Told
Body & Soul1 min ago
Dont knock our legal system
With our legal system ( or parts of it ...... 28 days , 56 days , or is it 250 days , you know what i'm on about ) currently being so topical , should we also be debating in parliament , the follolwing laws which has not been repealed
- Prohibition on perishing within the palace of westminster
- It is an act of treason to use a postage stamp upside down
- Women are banned from going topless in public , in Liverpool ; unless they are clerks in a tropical fish shop.
( by the way are there any women in liverpool that one would wish to see topless ?... just asking )
- it is illegal to eat a mince pie on christmas day
( courtesy of Oliver Cromwell )
- If someone needing the toilet knocks on your door in scotland , you are required to let them in
- pregnant women are allowed to pee anywhere - even in a policeman's helmet
- the head of any dead whale found on the british coast automatically becomes the property of the king , and the tail the property of the queen
- it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you do not want him to know , but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
- it is illegal to enter the houses of parliament wearing a suit of armour
- it is legal to murder a scotsman within the ancient city walls of York , but only If he is carrying a bow and arrow ( Has anyone spotted that so unfunny Billy Connoly in york recently , carrying a bow and arrow ?)
- Prohibition on perishing within the palace of westminster
- It is an act of treason to use a postage stamp upside down
- Women are banned from going topless in public , in Liverpool ; unless they are clerks in a tropical fish shop.
( by the way are there any women in liverpool that one would wish to see topless ?... just asking )
- it is illegal to eat a mince pie on christmas day
( courtesy of Oliver Cromwell )
- If someone needing the toilet knocks on your door in scotland , you are required to let them in
- pregnant women are allowed to pee anywhere - even in a policeman's helmet
- the head of any dead whale found on the british coast automatically becomes the property of the king , and the tail the property of the queen
- it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you do not want him to know , but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
- it is illegal to enter the houses of parliament wearing a suit of armour
- it is legal to murder a scotsman within the ancient city walls of York , but only If he is carrying a bow and arrow ( Has anyone spotted that so unfunny Billy Connoly in york recently , carrying a bow and arrow ?)
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Official interpretations - closest I could get anyway
Armor
To dream that you are wearing an armor, symbolizes your defense mechanisms and your ways of shielding yourself from things that may hurt you.
Armored Horse
To see an armored or medieval horse in your dream, refers to your fierceness, aggression, power and/or rigidity. You may be seen as too confrontational. Alternatively, you may be trying to protect yourself from unconscious material or sexual desires that is emerging
I however have my own interpretation which is far too unsuitable for a family site
Armor
To dream that you are wearing an armor, symbolizes your defense mechanisms and your ways of shielding yourself from things that may hurt you.
Armored Horse
To see an armored or medieval horse in your dream, refers to your fierceness, aggression, power and/or rigidity. You may be seen as too confrontational. Alternatively, you may be trying to protect yourself from unconscious material or sexual desires that is emerging
I however have my own interpretation which is far too unsuitable for a family site
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