You've really cheered me up, honestly.
Everything you've said is true.
I came on here for a bit of fun and banter and ended up falling in love with a demented pixel.
Trouble is, you are neither.
I count myself lucky with our marriage, my wife is a quiet caring person, I don't know what her reaction would be if she saw any of this.
I could never do anything that would hurt her.
Good guess about the typing, spot on, that did make me laugh.
My wife is excellent on the keyboard, but hardly ever uses the computer.
I, on the other hand, the left one to be exact, am totally useless.
One finger typing, elbow resting on table and caps lock left on, delete and start again!
Use computer at work now and again, but its not part of the job, just as well.
Cheers for bringing a smile and lol moment tonight, if you change your username again, try angel.