The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name...?

[sp1814]

Surely if they were doing it in the privacy of his own room, and they were both consenting, no crime was commited?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_an d_west/7095134.stm

[WaldoMcFroog]

I know a lot of you are getting pumped up thinking he's been framed, and clearly this bloke is now saddled (enough of the bad puns, already) with an unpleasant reputation, but the reason he was taken to court was not tupping the bicycle but that he deliberately exposed himself to the cleaners, given he had several knocks on the door giving him the opportunity to cover himself, or call out etc.

[China Doll]

'Terrified?' The man was knobbing a bike for crying out loud... I can see myself being bemused, confused, amused and shocked but 'terrified?' Bit of an exageration surely.

Unless has a scary 'I'm enjoying this' face maybe?

[Reverandfunk]

Perhaps he was trying to clean it with "special" metal polish?

[Pippa68]

Does that warrant him being placed on the SOR?

Next time my window cleaner calls I had better be careful!

[Reverandfunk]

He's still in shock/traumatised Pip, like he'd been gassed in the trenches....

lol

[Pippa68]

Who...my window cleaner?

Awww shucks, there goes my nude days.

[Skreecheeboy]

Remind me never to use that guy's lawyer! He must have had a hard on in the dock or something to warrent that!

[sp1814]

CD is right. I remember that story (about the man having sex with a pavement).

A few years back there was a story about a man arrested and convicted for having sex with an underpass.

Now...I'm not being funny...but sex with an underpass???

Isn't that just showing off?

[China Doll]

An underpass?! You're kidding!

How would you have sex with an underpass? Now I must know.

I mean seriously... is it a very small underpass or a very...?

[Pippa68]

Yes..and as he was in a public place I guess the arrest was warranted ;o)

If I was having it off with either myself, another person or an object in a public place I would consider myself severely told off.

In my own room (even in a hostel) I would like to think I could use my blender in any way I wished.

[Reverandfunk]

U said you weren't going to mention it SP.....

[Ric.ror]

Why didn't he say he was 'researching' - it has worked for Chris Langham and Pete Townend

[suffragette]

Will this case stop Scottish women sitting on the washing machine during the long spin cycle?

[stevie1time]

Brings a new meaning to the Queen song...' i like to ride my bicycle'........Seriously though,your right one can do what one wishes to himself/herself in the comfort of their own home...But it wasnt his home was it???

[Pippa68]

Ric.ror you can hardly equate this guy with a paedophile...surely not?

[jno]

no, this guy's just a pedalphile

[Skreecheeboy]

I wonder if the bike was saddle sore after getting pumped.

[sp1814]

Dammit...I've just realised, a much better title to this thread would've been:

The Love That Dare Not Squeak It's Name...?

I hate l'esprit d'escalier.

[sp1814]

jno

That was by far and away the best bike-related pun.

I'm stealing it and passing it off as my own around email at work.

I tip my hat to you sir.