All shook up

[4getmenot]

Well I thought I'd be first to add post, I cant believe we had an earthquake and not one mention in news yet just chatterbank???? Do you think this has anything to do with global warming?

[B00]

Just reading about it now on the various news sites....and The Times says this....how very British is this? I couldn't stop laughing.....

in Dudley 12 people walked into the police station in their pyjamas

[sp1814]

There was a report on Sky this morning. A women sent in a text saying that she slept through everything, but when she woke up this morning, she couldn't work out why her bed was halfway across the bedroom.

Brilliant.

[China Doll]

I'm dead jealous, I loved feeling the last earth quake we had, it was so weird... most exciting thing I did last night was watch that castration program that was on.

[B00]

lol sp, yeah that would be a head scratcher.

[natalie_1982]

You must have missed the programme about the Bermuda Triangle on 5 then CD.....

[China Doll]

There was a man who had a willie and a uretha and a vagina but no balls.... I'd like to see the bermuda triangle confuse me more than that Nat! ;0)

[4getmenot]

I've experienced 3 china

[bigmamma]

Just had a thought , I had porridge for brekkie , Quaker Oats

[China Doll]

Considering my last post on this thread 4get you may want to clarify what three you experienced!! (That made me laugh!)

[4getmenot]

I just had a pack of cheesy quakers :-) lol And china yes I have experienced 3 earthquakes. The first I fell over

[helliebobs]

Lmao at 4get, you do surprise me missus! This is a whole new thread I think!

[LoftyLottie]

Trust China to come here and totally lower the tone!! ;o)

[B00]

I know lottie totally agree- the gals a strumpet, I really think we should run her off the site before she drags us all down with her.

[natalie_1982]

China - I saw the tail end of that, all about eunuchs on 4 wasn't it? I'd missed the start so couldn't quite work out who had what equipment, who started with what and who wanted what. I was just pleased to know one of them had found love through an asexual website. Awwwww.

Didn't see 4get on there though.

[helliebobs]

In fairness to china lofty, I thought exactly the same when I read 4get's post.
And china is poorly sick so we have to make allowances :)

[LoftyLottie]

Well I would make an official complaint to the Editor (if we had one). Meanwhile I am so upset I have to leave the site for the day.


(Actually, I have to leave the site because I have so much to do and should have started doing it about two hours ago!!)

[Katie~77]

Awwww I didn't feel anything!x

[4getmenot]

I was behind the door to the left of the makeup

[4getmenot]

I really feel for the people that slept right through. :-(

[China Doll]

Oi! I was just saying what my level of excitment was! And it was a really interesting program, I felt very sorry for three of them.

Nat, the guy with all the holes and his boyfriend but hopefully soon to be girlfriend got married and were looking for a slave to join their relationship.

I decided not to google what a slave was as I suspect it wasn't someone to help with the cleaning or something.