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Is the Mafia still as strong today as it was in the days of Sinatra and JFK?
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15 signs of being on the Mafia Hit List:
15. Your waiter wails in anguish as he tosses you the menu from the kitchen.
14. Your plan to skim protection money was brilliant, unlike your AB message telling others how to do likewise.
13.Yahoo calls to tell you your ID has changed to Sammy The Weasel.
12. Breaks seem squishy, accelerator’s kinda stuck, and there’s a half-eaten cannoli in your ashtray.
11. Three days in a row, you’ve thrown the Don’s newspaper underneath the lawn sprinkler.
10. Late payment notice for that £33.5 million loan is pinned to the horse’s head in your car.
9. When making fun of his hair, you didn’t realize that “Don” is not Mr. King’s name, it’s his title.
8. Much too late, you realize that your “Italian loafers” comment was misinterpreted.
7. “I’m afraid you’ve TP’d Mr. Sinatra’s estate for the last time, my friend.”
6. Tiny pieces of Jimmy Hoffa keep showing up in your salad.
5. The new Domino’s delivery guy is in his mid-50’s, and he is wearing a white suit with a black shirt.
4. The Witness Protection Program finds you a nice flat in Sicily.
3. The Don recommends you try the Fettucine Olestra.
2. Not only have you received the “kiss of death,” but also the “pat on the butt of death,” the “hand on your knee of death,” and now the “genital fondle of death.”
**And the number 1 sign You’re on a Mafia Hit List…
1. The prostitute’s head you found in your bed can only be the work of Tony “Hard of Hearing” Mancusa.
15. Your waiter wails in anguish as he tosses you the menu from the kitchen.
14. Your plan to skim protection money was brilliant, unlike your AB message telling others how to do likewise.
13.Yahoo calls to tell you your ID has changed to Sammy The Weasel.
12. Breaks seem squishy, accelerator’s kinda stuck, and there’s a half-eaten cannoli in your ashtray.
11. Three days in a row, you’ve thrown the Don’s newspaper underneath the lawn sprinkler.
10. Late payment notice for that £33.5 million loan is pinned to the horse’s head in your car.
9. When making fun of his hair, you didn’t realize that “Don” is not Mr. King’s name, it’s his title.
8. Much too late, you realize that your “Italian loafers” comment was misinterpreted.
7. “I’m afraid you’ve TP’d Mr. Sinatra’s estate for the last time, my friend.”
6. Tiny pieces of Jimmy Hoffa keep showing up in your salad.
5. The new Domino’s delivery guy is in his mid-50’s, and he is wearing a white suit with a black shirt.
4. The Witness Protection Program finds you a nice flat in Sicily.
3. The Don recommends you try the Fettucine Olestra.
2. Not only have you received the “kiss of death,” but also the “pat on the butt of death,” the “hand on your knee of death,” and now the “genital fondle of death.”
**And the number 1 sign You’re on a Mafia Hit List…
1. The prostitute’s head you found in your bed can only be the work of Tony “Hard of Hearing” Mancusa.
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