Let them build it and dynamite it.
On that theme,
Paddy, Eamon and Seamus go to the IRA to join them
The 'Quartermaster' took them aside and told them that they had to pass some tests to join. "First test, here's a pound of semtex and go and blow something up, then back here."
Eamon is back in 2 hours. "I've blown up a post office, Sir." Very good and how many letters in the alphabet?" "26 Sir." "Good, you are in the IRA."
Seamus takes 3hours. "I've blown up a bank, Sir." Very good and how many letters in the alphabet?" "26 Sir." "Good, you are in the IRA."
Paddy is gone for hours and eventually crawls back in. "Where the f--kin' 'ell have you been Paddy?" "Oh I've managed to take out two buildings, Sir."
"What type then?" "Two bloody big stores, Sir."
" Very good and how many letters in the alphabet?" "21 Sir."
"How the hell are there 21 letters in the alphabet, Paddy, there are 26"
"I took out MFI and B&Q Sir............"