I was listening to the travel news today and it struck me that when the reporter said the A21 was 'badly congested', I thought 'no its not, its very well congested. If it was badly congested it would...
In no way am I having a pop at anyone who is gay, but can anyone remember certain jibes that were said at primary school? such as..... Q: 'bummers are deaf' (said VERY quickly and under your breath)...
The best one's i have ever seen are........ In a pub in Carlisle called the King's Head, which stated 'I've felt Carol Vorderman's Bum'. In London (Holloway) 'Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead!', and in...
Don't laugh cos this is prob easy to you guys but im constantly being called modest, i just kinda laugh but i have no idea what it means...good or bad?!
Following on from the last question, when is it acceptable to break the rules of language? For example, Irish poet Seamus Heaney in his poem 'Digging' describes a bottle 'corked stoppily with paper'....
Oh dear, that sound like gobbledygook, please Spellmaster don't get me?? My favourite word in this category is pulchritudinous - which always sounds quite revolting. Anyone else got examples?
What does the following sentence mean?
When police officers are sick at home, they have to call for permission to leave the house, and check in again when they return.
I'll be on that plane tommorow morning.
Why where are you going?
I'm going to take two inches off the bottom of the door.
Whats your biggest wind up line?