When someone asks you Wie geht's? instead of just saying the usual 'Gut' what can you say to say 'not too bad'? Is this correct? Was hast du heute gemacht? And what is the german for a park, as in a...
Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?...
snowed in .....so I am trying to finish a few crosswords... crusader tuesday nov 30 15 across 9 letters R E R _ F _ I _ G clue : once more showing engineers working 23 down 4 letters _ U _ R clue :...
Charley, a new OAP trolly collector at Tesco's, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded...
Anyone know the prayer which goes something like this
FOR GOOD FOOD WE THANK YOU. FOR GOOD FRIENDS TO SHARE IT WITH W THANK YOU
What are the next few lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let...
The UK is in DEEP trouble... The population of this country is Approximately 60 million. 32 million are retired. That leaves 28 million to do the work.. There are 17 million in school or at...
The other day following the royal engagement a couple of Swedish newspapers covered the story - rather loosely and probably with a lot of second hand info they had just translated from British press,...
Hi, On a forum somebody suggested a particular hobby was 'the new black'. I am informed this has nothing to do with race, but what is the origin of this? It has been suggested that it relates to Henry...