After a visit to the *** house,
a man notices green lumps on his willy,
so he goes to the doctors.
“That’s serious” says the doctor.
“You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?”
“Yes” says the man seriously.
“Well” says the doctor “You’ve got brothel sprouts.”
Yeah! I'm ok, just a bit peed off with myself, gotta go up the hosp'l again tomorrow,
gotta have an upper stomach Ultra Sound X-ray. I'm a bit concerned what it might show. - This getting old lark is no fun. (moan over)