Moony has a spot of Trouble

moonraker558 | 23:10 Sun 20th Mar 2011 | Jokes

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On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers
were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was
sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had
remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any
knowledge of what was going on. He found Moonraker crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" Moonraker looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"

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Sorry I missed you out jem. You should sit at the back.lol

ttfn

As in a dicky seat, moony?

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Thats my meal break over where did we get to?

ttfn

I am so very pleased you are able to keep us all entertained from your place of work, my dear. Hope it makes your shift move along nicely too ;o)

I wonder if it could be made possible to see other peeps on AB via webcam. Anyone know if it could be done?

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The time just flies by TTFN. You always seem to be a night owl yourself

ttfn

I am an incurable insomniac (among other health issues) who refuses to do that huge pile of ironing!

excellent, i lol.

A Jumbo pile surely Ena??

ttfn

Probably, if I turned round.

I'll get me shovel.

ttfn

JCB might be better, no need for a bucket then. Am I good to you or what, Mamya

So kind dear.

ttfn

I thought I would blow my own trumpet, Mamya, otherwise ... well, you know what would happen ROFL

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