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Bobbisox | 15:34 Thu 31st Mar 2011 | Jokes
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> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street .
> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
> 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


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I've had this emailed to me a couple of times. It is quite good but my craving for a Creme Egg has just come on :o(
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ED can you please close this thread completley
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