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Bobbisox | 15:34 Thu 31st Mar 2011 | Jokes
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> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street .
> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
> 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


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Could somebody check the rota as I've lost my copy of it, is it my turn to post this next week?
Come on Bobbi, keep up!!!
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ha-ha there is no way I am a thread trawler RATTER, couldn't be ar$ed..ha-ha
so I didn't see it before
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*snigger*
It's a load of Uncle Joe's
ive not seen this before.
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Anne, I'm cool with 'snides and sniggers'...oops can I say that..LOL
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Not all, again you missed my point,I should I say that it is referring to anything I say on here Triggs and btw do you seek my posts out?
yes???
so please don't infer I was being racist .......I was not!
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see in it what you want to,
waitsssssssssssssss
tick-tock!
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I am going to ask you nicely Triggs, get off my case please, it is again becoming quite boring,
I dd not have a drink last night but even if I had, it has nothing to do with you or anyone else in here,
stop picking me up with everything I write please
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not even worth a debate Triggs
sorry
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stop picking me up with everything I write please

Maybe you should take some of your own advice?

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