Confucious Say (not)

[Jemisa]

> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
> Better to be ruffled around the boa than pissed on.
> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
> Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
> Man who runs in front of car gets tyred,
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
> Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
> War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
> Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
> Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> .
> Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
> "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

[askyourgran]

That is a good one Jem. lol

[Buenchico]

12 groans at a time now, eh Jemisa? ;-)

However I'd better not complain too much because "Clever talk and a pretentious manner are seldom compatible with the benevolent". Now that REALLY is Confucius! ;-)

[starone]

Loved it. giggled all the way through.

[squarebear]

http://www.square-bear.co.uk/temp/jemisa.jpg

[mrs.chappie]

Very good Jem.

[Buenchico]

Nice one, Squarebear!

Give my regards to Goole, BTW ;-)

[Jemisa]

squarebear, awww! I liked that thankyou.

jem

[squarebear]

Do I have my very own stalker Chris?
My pleasure Jemisa!

[Buenchico]

Stalker? Me? I'll swear on this pair of binoculars that I'm not! ;-)

Curious? Yes, always. It's amazing what you can find out on the internet ;-)

[squarebear]

Hehe!

[mrs.chappie]

Do you live in Goole, SB? I was in a place called Old Goole a couple of weeks ago.

[squarebear]

That's just down the road from me. Do you live near here?

[Slapshot]

Confucious also say that man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day