The Restaurant

[squarebear]

A couple are dining in a restaurant when the man suddenly slides under the table. A waitress, noticing that the woman is glancing nonchalantly around the room, wanders over to check that there's no funny business going on.

"Excuse me, madam", she smarms, "but I think your husband has just slid under the table."

"No he hasn't", the woman replies. "As a matter of fact, he's just walked in.".