Royal Wedding Joke No 3

[NoMercy]

Courtesy of Bobjugs...

Kate's wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom, Wills helped them off. The family heard grunting, straining, a scream and Wills say, "That was tight."

The Queen said, "I told you she was a virgin."

Then they heard Wills say, "Now for the other one." There was more grunting and straining. At last Wills said, "My God. That was even tighter."

The Duke said, "That's my boy. Once a sailor, always a sailor." :-)

[daftgrandad]

How unusual to see this old chestnut rolled out again.
Last time 1981 I think

[jno]

ass the "That's my boy" line suggests, this dates back at least to Charles's wedding. Possibly to William IV.

[jno]

ooooops.... that should be "as" not "ass"...

[NoMercy]

Well I was only 4 in 1981 and so I wouldn't remember it.

[sara3]

4?

bloody hell! ;o)

[MarkRae]

I was thinking the very same thing, sara... Glass of Sanatogen, anyone...?