The police came to my front door last night

[Groupie]

holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

[benny3008]

Love it! :-)

[wildwood]

(°¿°)

[RATTER15]

Brilliant!!!

[albaqwerty]

groan. Very good :D

[anneasquith]

lol lol :)

[welshlibranr]

Oh!..........funny!.......but don't really think I like it!..........cruel!............

[craft1948]

Old...........but good :-)