Favourite Joke.

Jemisa | 09:45 Wed 11th May 2011 | Jokes

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Has anyone got a favourits joke? how about sharing it.?
Barer in mind the ED has his big black marker at the ready

Jem

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Bank Holiday.

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Squitty

the last time I heard this I was 6 yrs old

whats yellow and extremely dangerous....

shark infested custard

Frank97

An Englishman an Irishman a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into a pub.
The barman says is this a joke.

TheOtherHalf

a lady fell down a lift shaft so she took off her dress

Why ??

because there was a flaw in it

Frank97

Bin Laden' DNA results have come back with a reading of 24% cocoa,57%coconut,18% sugar and 6% milk!
Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head!

Jemisa

Question Author

WOW !! - You all have surpassed yourselves, Some excellent jokes there (& some new to me)
Now here's a challenge, My G/daughter 7 years old has asked me for some Knock - Knock jokes, bearing in mind she's only 7 have you got some suitable ones.?

One I told her was - Knock Knock **Who's there? Egbert** Egbert Who?
Egbert but no bacon. (well it made her laugh)

jem

Frank97

Knock knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

carrust

What goes clip?

A 1 legged horse.

Frank97

Knock knock
Who's there?
To!
To who?
To whom!

pa___ul3

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!!

I don't agree with piñatas, they promote violence against snazzy donkeys!

marval

Knock knock
Who's there
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel neccessary on a bicycle

-- answer removed --

Frank97

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scot!
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

marval

Knock Knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's right

wildwood

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

joggerjayne

Q. What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?

A. A carrot.

Trojanfarce

Mother Superior calls the nums together and announces: "Sisters, we have a case of Gonorrhoea in the convent"
"Well, praise the Lord", comes a voice from the back, "I'm sick of Chardonney"

Jemisa

Question Author

You've come up trumps again, thanks for the knock-knock jokes she loved 'em and can't wait to tell her friends at school.
JJ, the parrot & carrot made her laugh out loud. Brilliant. Tah! again.

jem