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They sent my census form back!!

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Jemisa | 07:22 Tue 17th May 2011 | Jokes
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Bugger




They sent my Census form back!!!!!!!!!!!!


In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable b*stards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, AIB; Bank of Ireland, Northern Rock; HBOS; half of f****ng Europe, North Africa and the Middle East etc. etc. etc.etc.!'


Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

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Been done to death this one. Case closed.
07:54 Tue 17th May 2011
They are UK dependants, not yours personally.
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Its a JOKE, OG doh!!
Get away ?!? Really !
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I can see why OG might have been confused - it wasn't funny.
But to be fair, it is posted in jokes and whether or not it deserves to be called a joke is subjective.
true chucky, but still, its pretty ouchy innit?
Well I didn't think it was funny either. But I've commented on Jem posting "jokes" in any old section before and said they should be in jokes, so I will defend her right to post crap jokes in the jokes section.
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This particular joke is appearing almost as frequently as "I live above a star......"...
oooo, ooooo, I know the answer to that one ^^ :)
Been done to death this one. Case closed.

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