Do some peoples names make you laugh

emmie | 07:28 Wed 08th Jun 2011 | Jokes

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I mean not cruelly, or perhaps to their face, that would be rude...
I have on any number of occasions.
Annette Curtain was one, and Teresa Green, how could parents not realise what misery it might cause. I like ones that fit the persons job.
One of my favourites has to be Austin Healey the rugby player,
any you would like to share,

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janbee

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I used to work with a man and his surname was Doctor. That wasn't the problem though: his father WAS a Doctor and he was Doctor Doctor. I hope he's not reading this.
Many years ago, on tv, there was a priest and his surname was Christmas so he was Father Christmas.
Also many years ago, I used to work with a man named Ian Paul Upward so his initials were I.P Upward....

07:54 Wed 08th Jun 2011

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emmie

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Michael Rowbottom, though at work they called him
Mike Rowbottom, say it fast....

Bobbisox

did he have a small arse then? ...:-)

Jemisa

Many moons ago I used to go out with a guy who's surname was Go-To-Bed -- - True.
There are quite a few of them in the Tel/directory.
Eileen Standing & Sheila Blige,,girls at school.

jem

emmie

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probably, but think countered by someone's Hugh Jarse above.

Khandro

I once knew a girl called Wanda Hughes, and I often thought if she had married Henry Kissenger, she'd be Wanda Hughes-Kissenger now.

Jemisa

Khan, - Groan...

jem

emmie

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a guy i knew whose first name i forget, but surname Dean
and his wife said that she would only accept a double barrelled name, otherwise
she would be debbie dean.

marval

Hubby used to work with a guy called Sleep, his first name was Arthur. I used to know some people called Christmas, they called their daughter Mary. Quite often when she was introduced to someone they would say and a happy new year.

dtgblue

there used to be a dental practice in Farnworth, Bolton with an F. Rigg and a M(aster) Bates

marval

I like that

Jansy

My old school friend's ex-boyfriend was called Michael Hockin, abbreviated to Mike. I always used to imagine him saying his name during their most intimate moments. Also, my mum used to be a Home Help for a Florence Huckin, she used to sign her cheques F. Huckin.

emmie

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I am overjoyed that so many have come up with these wonderful names.
I will try and think of some more, to keep the ball rolling.

DTCwordfan

Bright Green in the Lakes.

And I have told this one before. My sisters had a maths master called Legg. He announced to the girls that his wife was expecting and if it was to be a boy, Ivor and, if a girl, Eva or Iona.

My father met him in the middle of Windermere pushing the pram.
"Congrats so what is it? Ivor, Iona or Eva"
" I was joking with the girls about names to go with Legg - it is a girl"
"So what have you called it?"
"Margaret"

Quick as a flash, my old man was on it. They hadn't thought of the derivative.

And that was.....

Peg......Legg