The police were called to arrest a man on a bus,
who had wrapped his penis in a comic and was
masturbating.
Unfortunately, they didn't accept the man's
claim he was only doing it for comic relief!
Hilarious.
At a meal a family were chatting about Live Aid's orgainser Midge Ure, ''whos he remarked the father''? one of the brothers said '' you know Midge Ure, he was in that band Ultravox, they had a hit with the song Vienna''. the father could not understand the convulsions of laughter around the table when shrugged and said''Nope that means nothing to me''!!