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ummmm | 13:54 Fri 07th Oct 2011 | Jokes
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Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river.

He walks into the river and stands next to the preacher.

"Are you ready to find Jesus my son?"

Paddy says, "I am sir."

The preacher puts him under the water then says, "Have you found Jesus?"

... "No sir."

He puts him under for longer. "Have you found Jesus?"

"No sir."

He puts him under for two minutes. "Have you found Jesus?"

Paddy says,........ "Are you Fekking sure this is where he fell in?........
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lmao!

I like it :-)
LMAO, brilliant., I 'm nicking that for Facebook.
Very good. I thought the preacher was going to drown him so that he could find Jesus.
very good ummmmmmmmmmmm lol
Lol! Good one!
HaHa
Love it ummmmm
Ha ha ha
You Heathen!!!
Ohh my, so dammned funny
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