This is genuine for a change -

[venator]

I've redecorated the bathroom in black & white.

Mrs V bought new black and grey towels to match.

I wanted a shower, and couldn't find a towel, so asked where they were.

She said "there's grey towels in the bedroom cupboard"

I said "so get the RSPCA"

It took her a minute to see the joke, but then she w*t herself!

Time yourself ...

[B00]

yay, i got it, lol

[micmak]

I didn't :(

[Prudie]

I'd get my camera first.

[emmie]

shouldn't that be RSPB, or have i missed something.

[sunny-dave]

Surely they'd have been in the Herring Cupboard?

[venator]

I did say RSPCA - don't know whether the RSPB have a rapid response unit...

As the animals were not in peril, being John Lewis' best cotton products, it's academical...

[emmie]

sounds like great owls, so assumed birds, so perhaps don't get it.

[venator]

Micmac - clue - it's like the fork handles joke...

Sunny -Dave - that's even worse...

[micmak]

As I'm not drunk I must be thick.

[venator]

Em10 - OK, you've mangled the poor little joke to a horrible death.

It was really funny at the time, though.

[B00]

micmak- grey towels....great owls.

[micmak]

DOH.

[venator]

Micmac - perhaps em10's post may not be in vain...

[JonnyBoy12]

I 'owled' with laughter over this one! Very droll!

[venator]

Let's all go & roost... night night - hoot hoot

[emmie]

so did get it, call out the guard

[Slapshot]

I'd have gone for a camera as well...

[starone]

I didn't get it either micmak, Very dim of me.

[rowanwitch]

especially as Great owls are Grey....

[venator]

Rowan, I learn things every day! Praise Ab Editor !