This is genuine for a change -

[venator]

I've redecorated the bathroom in black & white.

Mrs V bought new black and grey towels to match.

I wanted a shower, and couldn't find a towel, so asked where they were.

She said "there's grey towels in the bedroom cupboard"

I said "so get the RSPCA"

It took her a minute to see the joke, but then she w*t herself!

Time yourself ...

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Awful

[Frank97]

Lol!