Cracker Jokes

[EcclesCake]

I need to collect some cracker jokes, preferably clean and if food related all the better.

TIA

[parkie]

I keep losing weight. The trouble is it keeps finding me again.

Stood at the ATM machine the other day. A little old lady said 'will you check my balance for me?' So I pushed her over.

I saw an RAC driver in his van the other day crying his eyes out. I think he was on his way to a breakdown.