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An Englishman,Welshman and an Irishman
Three men die on Christmas Eve.
St Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and says 'To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas.'
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "It's a candle" and St. Peter lets him pass.
The Welsh man produces a set of keys and jingles them and says "It's sleigh bells" and St. Peter lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G-String and bra. St. Peter says "How do they represent Christmas?"
Paddy says "They're Carols."!!
St Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and says 'To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas.'
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "It's a candle" and St. Peter lets him pass.
The Welsh man produces a set of keys and jingles them and says "It's sleigh bells" and St. Peter lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G-String and bra. St. Peter says "How do they represent Christmas?"
Paddy says "They're Carols."!!
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