Text message

[marval]

She sends him the following text message

My love

If you're sleeping, send me your dreams

If you're smiling, send me your smile

If you're crying, send me your tears

I love you


He replies:

I'm in the toilet.

What do I send?

[squarebear]

lol who says romance is dead?

[penelope2]

Crap joke if you ask my opinion.

[tiggerblue10]

She could be taking the pee!

[DTCwordfan]

I have heard of wet dreams but this takes the biscuit.....

[starone]

hee-hee. Like it. Thank goodness you didn't write it in textspeke or I wouldn't have been able to understand it.

[marval]

I wouldn't understand it either Star

[wildwood]

If you're passing a motion, send me emotion.