ChatterBank3 mins ago
Another old joke.
A rancher out west was out tending the farm one day when a shiny red convertible wheeled in the drive followed by a cloud of dust. The man in the car says "If I tell you how many head of cattle you have out here would you give me a calf?"
The rancher was a bit taken back but he says "I 'spose so."
The man in the car whips out his laptop and in a few minutes he announces "You have 1253 head. Is that right?"
"Yup" Says the rancher "Here's your calf."
The rancher says "If I tell you what you do for a living can I have my calf back?" "Sure" says the guy in the car.
"You're a politician." To which the man replied, "Wow, how did you know that?"
"You answered a question I didn't ask, for an answer I already knew, and you wanted something in return for it. Now can I have my dog back?"
The rancher was a bit taken back but he says "I 'spose so."
The man in the car whips out his laptop and in a few minutes he announces "You have 1253 head. Is that right?"
"Yup" Says the rancher "Here's your calf."
The rancher says "If I tell you what you do for a living can I have my calf back?" "Sure" says the guy in the car.
"You're a politician." To which the man replied, "Wow, how did you know that?"
"You answered a question I didn't ask, for an answer I already knew, and you wanted something in return for it. Now can I have my dog back?"
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