I'll get my coat

[McMouse]

A man rushed into a busy doctor's surgery and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded,
"Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

[joggerjayne]

boom tsschh

[Capeman]

A man rushed into a busy doctor's surgery and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!"
The doctor calmly responded,
"Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a pull yourself together."

[marval]

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