Drunk

[Hymie]

A stout woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.

A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’

‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman. ‘It’s a duck.’

To which the drunk said ‘I was talking to the duck.’

[squarebear]

hehe

[Everhelpful]

One of Dave Allen's jokes,he died about 500 years ago.

[missprim]

Must admit I've heard it before with various animals being used, but it's still a good joke.