Oops

[marval]

"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour," testified
the man charged with indecent exposure.

"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.

"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she
asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I showed her."

[B00]

ha ha, like that one!

[missprim]

Trust a bloke!