It's not difficult to make a woman happy..

[missprim]

A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY




1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

[marval]

I like it.

[missprim]

I knew the list would be long, but didn't realise i would be THIS long!

[missprim]

*it*

[gsr600]

I was doing fine till i got to 44 ** then it went pear shaped doh
OK I lied - 3.8.9.10.11.12.17.21.29.30.31.33.38.40.32 any takers. lol

[The Builder]

Oh dear ......... disappointed now ................. the Latest Post box just says "It' not difficult to make a woman" ............... I was expecting a list of materials ;o)

[carrot99]

Builder, with your skills I'm sure you could knock one up with a few bits you've got hanging about....

[The Builder]

Haha Mr Carrot ............ I wondered who'd be brave enough to say that ;o)

[missprim]

and then when you saw the full title, you lost interest!
See....... typical bloke:-)

[The Builder]

Au contraire, Miss P ................. I read the whole lot, and agree completely. I'm just drawn to the Buddhist simplicity of the "Happy Man" list :o)

[boxtops]

..and of course, all the same applies to a woman.....

[argorstran]

Out of the (roughly) 3.5 billion men on the earth , do you think you'll find one who can manage all 54 ?

[starone]

Hee-hee, very good.

[missprim]

Of course not argostran, we're probably talking perfect man here and of course there is no such thing:-)