I said....

[carrust]

...to this Scotsman, "did you have spots when you were a teenager? He said, "Ach nee."

[boxtops]

erm... I've never heard a Scottish person say nee, instead of no....

[cecil39]

i have, my son-in-law says it all the time, unless you have just offered him a wee dram, then he says "aye thanks"

[carrust]

I never let the facts spoil a good joke boxtops. :-)

[douglas9401]

Ach nay

[heathfield]

Naw.