READ THE SIGNS PLEASE!!

[CailinDeas]

> >
>
> In an office:
>
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>
>
> In a Laundromat:
>
> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> LIGHT GOES OUT
>
>
> In a London department store:
>
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
>
> In an office:
>
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
> BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
>
> In an office:
>
> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
> THE DRAINING BOARD
>
>
> Outside a secondhand shop:
>
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
> YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
>
> Notice in health food shop window:
>
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
>
> Spotted in a safari park:
>
> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>
>
> Seen during a conference:
>
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
> ON THE 1ST FLOOR
>
>
> Notice in a farmer's field:
>
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
>
>
> On a repair shop door:
>
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

[Canary42]

Priceless - really love the last one.

[Mosaic]

Where I worked the sign read: 'please leave this kitchen as you would like to find it'....
Personally I always wanted a bleached wood shaker style with antique brick floor and an aga, but getting all that up to the seventh floor was a non-starter.

[marval]

lol

[starone]

hee-hee - lol

[missprim]

chuckle chuckle.

[roger]

Don't know whether it still exists but there used to be a real firm called Joe's Basement which was on the first floor