Quizzes & Puzzles2 mins ago
A Dentist..
noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in London with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing..
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in London with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing..
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Answers
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by Jemisa. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.