Chocolate....

[carrust]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm Marathon man, the one the nuts" he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs & slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre.
But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch.
Turns out that Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett & he's got Allsorts.....

[Hopkirk]

Is this in the right Topic?

[chaptazbru]

Oooo very rude !

[TheOtherHalf]

LOL LOL LOL

I bet she was a real malteaser from Yorkie and had him by his curlywurlys

[Prudie]

LOL this one might cause Ripples

[Slapshot]

Brilliant Carrust....Brilliant

[penelope2]

Absolute gem.

[marval]

lol

[dickythecook]

LOL. It is a good job that Yorkies were made in York and not Goole tho

[wildwood]

I don't know what to say to that... m&m...m&m...m&m...

[trt]

Brilliant .

[Arksided]

ahh bless the midget gems they are smarties

[TheOtherHalf]

thats what you get for a quick Rolover. next time make sure you buy Tesco finest ( they come in packs of 3 )