Difference between Guts and Balls

[Slapshot]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

[sasskins]

V funny. lmao

[TheOtherHalf]

If my OH said either of those, I would kick his balls into his guts :>O

[nannybooby]

lol very funny but I wouldnt recommend trying either in real life.