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carrust | 14:59 Thu 19th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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I was walking with a friend down our local high street, when we came upon a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said. Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.

Well, this mate of mine is a bit of an expert on felines, & he doubted the breeding pedigree of the cats.

He went into the shop & asked the assistant.....

How dutch is that moggie in the window..................


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15:10 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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15:11 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Ja, heel goed!
15:11 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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he he
carrust, have you been drinking my sheep dip by any chance ! :-)
15:12 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I was on the Black Sheep & the Jaipur IPA at the weekend, redman. Very good they were too:-)
15:14 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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The Jaipur is very good carrust..
Myself and Rowan had some in the Shakespeare, Birmingham Town Centre a couple of weeks ago. It was well over 5%
I'm ready for a few more Beers this weekend
15:17 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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A few?
15:19 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I'm lucky to have a Thornbridge pub nearby, so I can try all their ales. The words sweetshop & kid suddenly spring to mind
15:21 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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One at a time dearest !! he he
15:22 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I think I will leave you in the Wellington and go shopping...at least I will know where to find you
15:23 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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The Jaipur we had was 5.9% but they have a St.Petersburg at 7.4% !!
Real head banging Beer but top class
15:24 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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oooh carrust, you've started a domestic !!

Rowan, take Red's credit cards ☺
15:25 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Rowan likes a good Pint herself alba, no stopping her when she gets going ! lol
15:26 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I know who'll win this argument :-)
15:26 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I would if he had one... no we like a nice beer after a morning in the Bullring.... if he's good I will let him buy me lunch... if he's naughty I will buy it...
15:27 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Errrr...no comment ;-)
15:29 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Red, I have an uncomfy feeling that I believe you. (so sorry Rowan x)

Carrust, it's a no brainer really innit ?!!

Problem sorted, Red, you're buying ☺
15:31 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Clive Thomas, very good Ref Steve !
I remember him well !! lol
15:32 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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I'm very restrained maybe a couple (usually as 4 halves) over a long afternoon... interspersed with soft drinks and or coffee
15:32 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Darling....wrong thread
15:33 Thu 19th Apr 2012

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