Medical daffynitions part 5

[chrisrob]

Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Red blood count - Dracula
Rheumatic - Amorous

Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Serology - Study of english knighthood
Sterile solution - Not using the elevator during a fire
Steroids: Hold stair carpet in place.
Surgery - A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply

Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
Triple bypass – 3 lane motorway
Tumor - More than one

Ultrasound - A loud noise
Urine - Opposite of you're out

Varicose - Nearby
Vein - Conceited

Weak - Seven days







That's all for now, folks.

[marval]

Love them, thanks

[starone]

Is that the lot? What a shame, I have really enjoyed them.