Medical daffynitions part 2

[chrisrob]

Cardiac Arrest – Take intocustody for stealing an American car
Carpal - Someone you drive to work with
Castrate - Market price for setting a fracture
Cat scan: Searching for a kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Chiropractor - An Egyptian doctor
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Concussion: A prisoner's sofa
Congenital: To be friendly
Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird
Cortisone - The local courthouse
Cystogram - A cable sent to your sister

D & C - Where the White House is
Diarrhoea - Journal of daily events.
Dilate - To live a long time

Enema - Not a friend
Enteritis - A penchant for burglary
ER - The things on your head that you hear with

Fester - Quicker
Fibula - Small lie

[marval]

lol some good ones there

[starone]

lol, I really like these chris.