Malaria: Shopping place
Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama
Medical staff: A doctor's cane
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Was aware of
Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move
Organic - Organ repairman
Outpatient - A person who fainted
Paralyse - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin
Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Placenta - Christmas flower
Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Prostate - Flat on your back
Protein - In favor of young people