The Rescue

[starone]

MY LITTLE DOG FELL INTO THE RIVER AND COULD NOT GET OUT BECAUSE THE BANKS WERE TOO HIGH.

I STOOD THERE HELPLESS AS I CANNOT NOT SWIM WHEN A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.

UPON GETTING BACK ON LAND, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."

BECAUSE OF HIS SELFLESS HEROIC ACT I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"


HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M FU*#ING SOAKED!"

[missprim]

Vot vos his name :-)

[marval]

Velly gut

[cupid04]

Brilliant. Reminds me of an old 'only fools and horses' episode with Uncle
Albert trying to translate and saying vot is yor name?