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marval | 14:48 Sun 27th May 2012 | Jokes
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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

"Dear friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback.

But I swear by one way or another, I'm going to kill whoever put novocaine in the condom!"
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I thought that was quite funny marval.
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Thank you missprim
I liked it marval,
I bet he didn't lol.

jem
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I bet he didn't jem
I shouldn't laugh at this... but it is funny so lol lol lol.
I just had to ask mr.cupid what novocaine was? He told me it's what you get
at the dentist. Why was there mouth rinse in the condom?
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It is used to numb things cupid, (like your mouth at the dentist) so he couldn't feel anything while he made love.

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