The life of an egg...

[Jemisa]

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.

[sir.prize]

I'll never think about an egg in the same way again.

[marval]

HaHa

[flump1]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, glad I aint an egg.

[mickrog]

2 eggs in a pan...one says to other....its hot in here

other replies.....wait till you get out ...they bash your head in

[marval]

Two eggs spot a whisk
"What is that?" asks one
"Beats me," says the other.

[excelsior-1]

egg-cellent

[tonyav]

Groan ^^^^

[excelsior-1]

i enjoy a good yolk

[tonyav]

More groaning lol.

[Psybbo]

tony give ova

[marval]

I am not shelling out for answers like those

[excelsior-1]

marval.

are you saying 'un oeuf is un oeuf'?

[marval]

HaHa, a good one.

[tonyav]

These are 'Cracking' me up.

[marval]

I think I might have to poach this joke.

[excelsior-1]

fine. but when you pass it on, please do not egg-sagerate

[marval]

I might whisk it though

[excelsior-1]

all white ... go ahead

[marval]

I am off on safari, I always fancied being an eggs-plorer.