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There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin. I'm going out and I'm not coming home until I've been laid!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys, 11 o'clock
then 12 o'clock.
Finally about quarter past one the front door flies open.
In runs Gladys, straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?"
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was ten inches long when it went in, and five when it came out.
When I find the other half you're going to have the time of your life!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys, 11 o'clock
then 12 o'clock.
Finally about quarter past one the front door flies open.
In runs Gladys, straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?"
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was ten inches long when it went in, and five when it came out.
When I find the other half you're going to have the time of your life!"
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